If you wrote a song off the cuff for a contact..what would it sound like?

Sadly, it would probably sound like country music; the music of pain. Not because my contacts are particularly hurty, I just have a country voice and everything sounds like that out of my mouth. Even if I sing hip hop, it sounds like another Garth Brooks alternate personality. It's a shame, because I despise country music and I renounce it's works, and yet this is my inescapable fate. Now you know. :(